When His Shorts Are Just Too Tight

当他的短裤太紧时

Modern Love

社会与文化

2021-07-08

19 分钟
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  • [theme music]

  • Miya Lee: From The New York Times, I'm Miya Lee.

  • Dan Jones: And I'm Dan Jones.

  • This is the Modern Love podcast.

  • Miya Lee: Today's essay shows that you can either resent your partner's differences,

  • or you can celebrate them.

  • Dan Jones: And on a basic level, it's about a husband embarrassing his wife.

  • And I have to tell you, Miya, this is that rare Modern Love essay that I couldn't identify with at all,

  • because I've never personally experienced embarrassing my wife.

  • Miya Lee: Yes. Yeah, that's 1,000 percent true, I'm sure.

  • The essay is called 'My Husband Wore Really Tight Shorts to the Eclipse Party.'

  • Dan Jones: It's written by Kerry Egan and read by Gabra Zackman.

  • [music]

  • Gabra Zackman: My husband, Alex, strode toward me across the football field,

  • wearing a white undershirt, black dress shoes and socks,

  • and a pair of skintight, blaze–orange nylon shorts that fit like hot pants.

  • 'Hi,' he said.

  • After a moment of stunned silence, I said, 'Hi.'

  • We were at our children's school for an eclipse party.

  • Our city Columbia, South Carolina, was in the path of totality