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Hey, it's Joseph Fink, co creator of Night Vale, here to give you the latest news.
Here goes.
Videos of our live streamed live shows are now available for sale on our Patreon.
You do not have to be a Patreon member to buy them, but, you know, consider joining if you are willing.
As it is how we are able to make this ritual over on our merch store, we have lots of cool things like a kill your double t shirt and a I survived the summer reading program patch.
Find all of that at welcome to nightvale.com and then, you know, click around until you find your true.
And hey, thanks.
It used to take two to tango, but these days it takes 15 on account of the economy.
Welcome to Night Vale.
I hate to start out with bad news, so I won't.
I have really bad news, but I think we should keep things positive around here.
Instead, let's focus on some good news.
John Peters, you know, the farmer, he says that he has grown the biggest ear of imaginary corn in history.
He said that the previous record was 1ft three inches, imagined by a farmer down in Argentina, but that just this week he imagined an ear of corn that was 1ft six inches.
Wow.
Impressive work, John.
Meanwhile, the night Vale boy scouts have announced a jacket drive for the needy.
If someone is in need, they better cough up a jacket to the Boy Scouts or else.
The boy Scouts then pounded their fists into their hands for emphasis.
Cute.