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Hi.
Hi.
It's Jeffrey Krainer reminding you that summer's gonna be here before you know it.
And your shopping list probably includes a mystical beach towel, a water bottle from the Museum of Forbidden Technologies, a night vale tank top, an adopt don't summon collar for your dog or yourself, and if you see something, say nothing and drink to forget hip flask and shorts that say creepy on the butt.
Maybe a tarot deck or two.
I don't know what people bring to the beach.
Well, anyway, I have great news for you.
Every single one of those items on your shopping list is up in our store@welcometonightvale.com.
we also have hats, tea towels, stickers, patches, and brand new t shirt designs from Dave Watt, and a night vale tech bag for carrying your top secret laptop around.
So get your creepy butt ready for summer and stock up@welcometoknightvale.com.
click on store.
Also, our Patreon is what keeps this show going.
$5 blood packed scout members get things like director's notes for every episode twice, monthly essays from the show's writers, and at the $10 weird scout level, there are ad free episodes, quarterly bonus episodes, and monthly Zoom hangouts with me and Joseph.
We in fact have one of those today, April 15 at 07:00 p.m.
eastern.
If you're so inclined to join in, plus many, many more benefits, just go to patreon.com welcometonightveil.
Thats patreon.com welcometonightveil and hey thanks.
Hey, its Jeffrey Krainer.
Two disclaimers before you listen to todays episode.
First, this episode contains a couple of moments of casual swearing in case youre listening with kids.