There was a car crash on Buellton Avenue, listeners. A bad one. Weather: “One Man's Trash“ by 7th Street Big Band Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Read episode transcripts NEW Night Vale live show. Dates/Cities/Tix Our newest podcast, UNLICENSED, available now! Patreon is how we exist! If you can, please help us keep making this show. Music: Disparition Logo: Rob Wilson Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. Check out our books, live shows, store, membership program, and official recap show at welcometonightvale.com A production of Night Vale Presents.
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Welcome to Night Vale.
There was a car crash on Buelton Avenue, listeners.
A bad one.
Possible injuries, probable injuries.
Even a man who has been watering his lawn has laid down the hose and started sprinting toward the crash.
His mouth is wide and his lower teeth are more visible than they have ever been outside of the dentist visits that he doesnt do as regularly as he should.
If hes honest with himself.
He tries to be honest with himself.
He rarely fully is.
A woman who had been one car back from the crash is vibrating.
Its the chemicals in her blood.
When she saw the crash, she knew that in a set of circumstances that are terrifyingly similar to the ones that happened, it would have been her in that wreck.