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Hey, Jeffrey Krainer.
Here we have some amazing merch in the welcome to Night Vale store.
We've got some basic night vale logo stuff, like shirts, doormats, beach towels, pins, posters and totes.
And that's a fun way to tell the world, hey, I like this show and I want you to know about it.
But we also have so much more than just logoed items.
We've got, quote, shirts that have some of your favorite night veil sensibilities, like pain is just pain entering the body.
All tattoos are temporary tattoos.
Kill your double, and anything is a pinata if you hit it hard enough.
There's also beautiful and disturbing blankets designed by Jessica Hayworth Akashic.
Plushie mugs, sticker packs, big Rico's aprons, hoodies, jigsaw puzzles, spider wolves, baseball caps, night veil.
Collars for dogs, bandanas for humans.
We even have a challenge coin now.
And of course, shorts that say creepy on the butt, because butts can be creepy.
And we should celebrate that.
You can get night Vale merch at welcome to nightville.com dot click on store.
That's welcome to Night vale.com click on store and hey, thanks.
A fool and his casket are easily parted.
Welcome to Night Vale.
This is an emergency.
I don't know how to say what I must say, except to say it.