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All roads lead to Rome all streets lead to Cincinnati all avenues simply loop back to where they started.
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I apologize for this, listeners, but I have my son Esteban with me in the studio.
Our sitter chanted bloody Mary three times in a dark bathroom and was subsumed into the dimension of eternal pain, which, as you can imagine, is really annoying for us.
Like, okay, Kylan, maybe trap yourself inside a torture dimension on your own time, but we're working adults and we need childcare.
I tried to get Carlos to take Esteban to the lab, but apparently today they're doing a dangerous experiment and he doesn't want our son to get hurt.