Hi everybody, Alex here.
Yes, Alex.
I am alive and well and I'm here in the QI office on Christmas Eve Eve.
Dan, James and Andy and Anna have all gone home again.
Let me here to sort out this year's Christmas episode.
In a second you're gonna get Dan and Anna asking you to subscribe to things and buy all their merch but they couldn't even take the time to wish their loyal listeners a merry Christmas
because they're all complete f***ing freeloading,
self-centred f***ing whole f***ing bastards.
So yeah, f*** them.
It falls to me to gladly wish all of you out there a very merry Christmas from everyone here at No Such Thing as a Fish and this means
that I finally get to say,
on with the podcast after these messages.
Hi everybody, just before we start this show we have a couple of small favours to ask you.
It's that begging time of year when people put their tins out and shake them around asking for you to do things like,
for instance, voting for their favourite podcast in the National Comedy Awards.
That's why we have been long listed as one of the best comedy podcasts.
We're very excited about that and we would love it if you could get us to the short list.
To do that you can go to qi.com slash vote.
You'll see all the options there.
You can also vote for your favourite comedians, your favourite comedy shows.