No Such Thing As The Ken Ages

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No Such Thing As A Fish

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2022-05-06

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the hedges of England, the river of Mississippi and the snowflake early universe.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
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  • Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

  • a weekly podcast coming to you from the QI offices in Covent Garden.

  • My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with Anna Tyshinski,

  • Andrew Hunter Murray and James Harkin and once again we have gathered round the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days and in no particular order,

  • here we go.

  • Starting with fact number one, and that is Andy.

  • My fact is that if you took all the hedges in Britain and laid them end to end,

  • they would stretch to the moon and most of the way back.

  • What are you laughing at?

  • I'm craffie ending to that.

  • How far back?

  • Basically,

  • figures vary about the exact length but it would definitely get you all the way there and it would definitely not get you all the way back.

  • All the alien sheep that you're kind of herding into this gap between the earth and the moon,

  • they'd be able to escape from that last little gap.

  • I don't think they would because there's one layer of hedging solidly between the two.

  • Yeah, but the thing is with fences, you need them on both sides of a field.

  • Yes,

  • what I stupidly imagined is a sort of double row of hedging that runs out halfway back but you don't actually need that.

  • Basically the UK has about 700,000 kilometers of hedges.