No Such Thing As A Seminole Sorting Hat

没有塞米诺尔分院帽这样的东西

No Such Thing As A Fish

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2022-04-22

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss seal sex, cricket contraptions, hard rock, and controversial colourful cafes.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
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  • Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

  • a weekly podcast coming to you from the QI offices in Covent Garden.

  • My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with James Harkin,

  • Anna Tyshensky and Andrew Hunts and Murray and once again we have gathered round the microphones with our four favourite facts from the last seven days and in no particular order here we go.

  • Starting with fact number one and that is Andy.

  • My fact is that the road network in Cornwall was probably not created by elephants.

  • Really?

  • Because that's slightly odd to what you said a couple of weeks ago.

  • Yeah, it is slightly, isn't it?

  • Like quite long as well, it was quite long.

  • Was this line exposed because of what I said that the roads are far too narrow to allow an elephant to pass through it?

  • It's not, no.

  • So this is just a little bit of inside baseball which is about that fact that I said

  • that the roads in Cornwall were created by elephants and which turns out to have been published on April the 1st and it's not true and I fell for it and the slightly complicated factor is

  • that the episode that it went out in went out on April the 1st.

  • Can't we just pretend it was in April falls on our part?

  • I seriously considered it but I wasn't allowed to.

  • Is that your actual fact this week?

  • It's not my actual fact.

  • Shall we get to that one?