No Such Thing As A Pub Full of Corgis

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No Such Thing As A Fish

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2022-03-18

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Dean Martin's massive hands, Tasmania's lovely butts, and James's sexy mosquito legs.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
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  • Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

  • a weekly podcast this week coming to you live from Dublin.

  • My name is Dan Shriver.

  • I am sitting here with Anna Tyshinski, Andrew Hunter Murray and James Harkin.

  • And once again, we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days.

  • And in no particular order, here we go.

  • Starting with fact number one, and that is my fact.

  • My fact this week is that there is a town in Russia that hosts an annual festival to celebrate mosquitoes.

  • The main event is the most delicious competition in which girls compete to see how many times they can get bitten by a mosquito after standing around for 20 minutes.

  • Now, I should say it's not one mosquito that's doing the fighting.

  • In actual fact, sometimes it's no mosquitoes.

  • So in 2014, this was the second version of this festival.

  • They did it next to the city pond, but it was so cold that all the mosquitoes had died.

  • And so it was a no scar draw in the end.

  • Everyone got no bites.

  • Can you lure mosquitoes to you?

  • No, there are kind of strict rules about this.

  • So this is in Berezniki, which is in the Ural mountains.

  • This is in Russia.

  • And you would send out these girls with their parents into a forest and they would go picking berries.