No Such Thing As Reverend Christian Book

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No Such Thing As A Fish

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2022-01-14

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Live from Poole, Dan, Andy, Anna and Andrew discuss tardigrades, tigers, testicle theft and trendy priests.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
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  • Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

  • a weekly podcast this week coming to you live from POOL!

  • My name is Dan Schreiber, I'm sitting here with Anna Tyshinski, Andrew Hunter Murray, and James Harkin,

  • and once again we have gathered round the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days,

  • and in no particular order, here we go.

  • Starting with fact number one, and that is James.

  • My fact this week is that tardigrades can survive being shot out of a gun, but they're a bit groggy afterwards.

  • Tardigrades.

  • Tardigrades, yes, tiny little things, not quite microscopic, you can see them if you look really,

  • really carefully, but very, very small little things, living in all over the world, probably some in your garden,

  • probably some on this stage, no they're not on this stage,

  • they live in like moss and in bits of grass and stuff like that,

  • they're really, really strong, powerful things, you can't kill them, virtually nothing will kill them.

  • They're not powerful, they can't put a lorry, they're not going to be able to give you a piggyback.

  • If you've got enough of them Anna, I reckon, what do you reckon?

  • I think it's enough of anything, you can put a lorry.

  • We don't need them to put a lorry, we just need them to drive a lorry.

  • Apparently scientists, I read,

  • can't work out a scenario in which they would go extinct prior to the actual explosion of the sun basically.

  • Well the explosion of the sun might not kill them either, so basically they can survive in space,