No Such Thing As A Pope In A Helicopter

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No Such Thing As A Fish

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2021-11-19

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Live from the London Palladium, our 400TH SHOW (!!) Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss microwaves, Microsoft and microlights. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
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  • Hello, and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

  • a weekly podcast this week coming to you live from the London Palladium!

  • Tonight is also a very special episode for us, it is our 400th episode of...

  • My name is Gage Shriver, I'm sitting here with Anna Tyshinski, Andrew Hunter Murray and James Harkin,

  • and once again we have gathered round the microphones with our four favourite facts from the last seven days,

  • and in a particular order, here we go!

  • Starting with fact number one, and that is Anna.

  • My fact this week is that there's a 300 square mile section of America where all microwaves have to be kept in cages.

  • Are they living microwaves?

  • They're scary like teethy.

  • Violent, yes, some kryptonite was spilled on them in the 60s and haven't been able to keep control of them.

  • No, this is, they're kept in specific cages, I have misled you there slightly,

  • they have to be kept in faraday cages, and that's because it's in the quiet zone.

  • So this is, the whole quiet zone is actually about 13,000 square miles,

  • and across that radio transmissions and all electromagnetic transmissions are really restricted,

  • and within this little 300 square mile section,

  • which is right next to this green bank observatory, which is a few giant telescopes,

  • which are really, really important for like seeing things from outer space,

  • they need to have just no interruption, and that means no waves of any sort,

  • and that includes, if you're microwaving a burger at two in the morning,