No Such Thing As The Echidna Prince Charming

没有所谓的针鼹白马王子

No Such Thing As A Fish

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2021-10-22

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Live from Richmond: Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss echidna wooers, death eschewers, hailstone rescuers, and drug filled sewers. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
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  • Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

  • a weekly podcast this week coming to you live from Richmond.

  • My name is Dan Schreiber, I'm sitting here with Anna Tyshinski,

  • Andrew Hunter Murray and James Harkin and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days and in no particular order here we go.

  • Starting with fact number one, that is Andy.

  • My fact is that spiny anteaters only use half their penis during sex.

  • The left or the right half, believe it or not.

  • The spiny anteater, so this is an animal better known as an echidna and they're Australian,

  • they're very cute little creatures, they look sort of like a hedgehog.

  • Weird hedgehogs basically, yeah imagine a hedgehog, not that, but not far off.

  • And they have these penises which are foreheaded, which are really as if like a forehead.

  • Well yeah they've got foreheads on their penises, it's really, they are dickheads,

  • no they're not, they're not, they're not at all, they're lovely.

  • So yeah they've got four sort of ends of the penis but they only use two at any one time,

  • it's a really really bizarre animal and it's either the left or the right and they switch so only two ends get an erection at any one time.

  • Really?

  • Right.

  • And do we know, it seems weird to have one side of something getting an erection without taking the other side with it,

  • it's very hard to imagine how you wouldn't be dragged along.

  • Yeah.