No Such Thing As A Fourteen Humped Camel

没有十四驼峰这样的东西

No Such Thing As A Fish

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2021-10-08

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Live from Tunbridge Wells, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Canyons, Kanye, Space Invaders and Spies' Masqueraders. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
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  • Hello, and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, this week coming to you live from Tumbridge Wells.

  • This bit was actually meant to be coming to you live from Tumbridge Wells,

  • but um, full disclosure, we forgot to press the record button.

  • So, uh, we actually missed the start of my intro, but that doesn't matter,

  • let's just do it again, and we'll seamlessly edit into the room.

  • So close your eyes, picture that you're sitting in the assembly hall in Tumbridge Wells,

  • the lights have gone down, and the four dorks are about to come on stage.

  • Here we go.

  • Hello, and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

  • a weekly podcast this week coming to you live from Tumbridge Wells.

  • My name is Dash Shriver, and I'm sitting here with Anna Tyshensky, Andrew Hunter Murray, and James Harkin,

  • and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days,

  • and in no particular order, here we go.

  • Starting with fact number one, and that is my fact.

  • My fact this week is

  • that the guy who invented space invaders really struggles to get past the first level of space invaders.

  • Oh my god.

  • This is true, this was invented by a guy called Tomohiro Nishikado, and he's an amazing inventor,

  • but he's terrible at video games, and so much so that when he invented it in 1978,

  • he kind of tried to make it easier just so he could get to the end, and they all went, no, that's a terrible game.