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No Such Thing As A Fish

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2021-04-30

53 分钟
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Anna, James, Andrew and Dan discuss Tetris, cow piss, and a leg that left the premises.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
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  • Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

  • a weekly podcast coming to you from four undisclosed locations in the UK.

  • My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with Anna Tyshinski,

  • Andrew Hunter Murray and James Harkin and once again we have gathered round the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days and in no particular order here we go.

  • Starting with fact number one and that is James.

  • Okay my fact this week is that the world's best Tetris player is a 13 year old from Texas.

  • The world's second best player is his 15 year old brother.

  • Are they also the only remaining Tetris players left on the planet?

  • It is hugely popular Anna.

  • Yeah the third best is stung by the sounds of it, the only other player.

  • I just think imagine being in that family like your two year younger brother beats you in the world championships but at least you are you know at least you're the second best.

  • So the best player is called Dog Playing Tetris.

  • I don't think that's his real name.

  • He beat his brother whose name is Pixel Andy.

  • The surname of these two people is Artiega and if you go online you can watch the final.

  • It's only one hour and 15 minutes with all the interviews as well which is 13 minutes shorter than the stop on my mum will shoot so it's a good use of your time

  • if you want to.

  • Um but this is an interesting thing I think which is

  • that all the best Tetris players in the world were people of my age who kind of grew up with it and then very recently suddenly all these kids have come in and started kicking everyone's ass at Tetris and the reason is

  • that