No Such Thing As Fingerprints On The Avocados

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  Hi everybody, before we start this week's show,

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  we have to let you know that it is a special summer compilation of all the most wonderful stuff that,

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  for time, space and legal reasons, we have not been able to fit into shows over the last few months.

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  Hang on a second, so we're releasing a whole show that was legally dubious.

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  This is the end of No Such Thing as a Fish.

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  We're gonna be sued by Figs, the people who run the Fermilab, Russia, all of these things are mentioned in the show.

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  And my catchphrase this week is Balls, Balls, Balls, so listen out for that.

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  Is it?

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  In what context?

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  You heard it a few weeks ago, you'll hear it again shortly.

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  No, no wonder that was cut.

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  Alright, on with the show.

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  Balls, Balls, Balls.

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  Balls, Balls, Balls.

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  There's a theory that we only have hands because of Figs.

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  I believe it.

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  I believe it.

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  It's that our hands evolved as tools for assessing whether Figs are soft or not.

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  This sounds insane, but it's a proper theory from a Dartmouth paper.

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  And what chimpanzees do in the wild, they squeeze fruit just like we do in a supermarket to work out whether it's good.

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