No Such Thing As Floating Vaseline

没有漂浮凡士林这样的东西

No Such Thing As A Fish

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2020-05-29

53 分钟
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss what vaseline does in water; why an owl was found in an owl; and why you need to always keep in the lines. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
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  • Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

  • a weekly podcast coming to you from four undisclosed locations in the UK.

  • My name is Dan Shriver and I am sitting here with Anna Tijinski,

  • James Harkin and Andrew Hunter Murray and once again we have gathered round the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days and in no particular order,

  • here we go.

  • Starting with fact number one, and that's my fact,

  • my fact this week is that early proposals

  • for raising the Titanic back to the ocean surface included filling it up with ping pong balls,

  • injecting 180,000 tons of Vaseline into it, and turning the ship itself into an iceberg.

  • That would have been ironic.

  • What if another ship came along and then hit the Titanic as much as it did?

  • It would be a great reveal

  • if you did hit an iceberg and it cracked open and something there's the actual Titanic inside.

  • What, I mean who's got enough ping pong balls to do the first one of these things?

  • That is a large number of ping pong balls.

  • Are these all entirely serious suggestions I guess is what I'm trying to get ahead of?

  • Yeah well to an extent they are.

  • They're not necessarily practical but in most of the cases we've seen that some of these methods work.

  • For example the ping pong ball idea, that was actually used,

  • not actual ping pong balls but the premise of putting ping pong balls into a ship was used by a Danish engineer called Karl Kroger and back in 1964 there was a crash of a ship in the harbour in Kuwait city and the ship went down,