No Such Thing As A Crown Of Willie Thornes

没有威利·索恩斯的王冠这样的东西

No Such Thing As A Fish

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2020-05-22

54 分钟
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James, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss dizzy monks, soggy cheese and slimy sausages.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
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  • Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

  • a weekly podcast coming to you from four undisclosed locations in the UK.

  • My name is Dan Schreiber and I am sitting here with Andrew Hunter Murray,

  • Anna Tijinski and James Harkin and once again we have gathered round the microphones with our four favourite facts from the last seven days and in no particular order here we go.

  • Starting with James.

  • My fact this week is that hagfish can eat by sitting inside their dinner and absorbing the nutrients through their skin.

  • Isn't that amazing?

  • Wouldn't that be incredible if you could just sit inside your curry and just eat the food like that?

  • There will be some foods it will be worse for or messier for.

  • The way if you had to get inside a sausage before eating it, you'd eat a very big sausage.

  • I think it's going to be messy almost whatever food you're climbing inside.

  • I think with a sausage you might just rub it against your skin rather than climbing it.

  • Strap the sausage to yourself and slowly absorb it.

  • That's what I would do if I was a hagfish.

  • I'd like to see a hagfish eating a sausage because they look a bit like a long sausage.

  • I feel like watching a sausage eat a sausage.

  • You wouldn't know what was going to eat what.

  • I should probably explain what a hagfish is, shouldn't I?

  • Well it kind of looks like an eel and it is most famous among people on the internet

  • for creating loads and loads of slime.