No Such Thing As A Phantasmic Foot

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No Such Thing As A Fish

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2020-01-17

48 分钟
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss parachuting beavers, why hotdogs are called hotdogs, and how your emails are warming the planet. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
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  • Hello, and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

  • a weekly podcast coming to you from the QI offices in Covent Garden.

  • My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with Andrew Hunter Murray, James Harkin and Anna Czazinski,

  • and once again we have gathered round the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days,

  • and in no particular order, here we go.

  • Starting with you, Andy.

  • My fact is that in Britain alone, unnecessary emails create nearly 24,000 tons of carbon every year.

  • Wow.

  • Yeah.

  • See, and you guys always give me crap for not replying to my emails.

  • I'm the most environmentally conscious of us.

  • To be fair, Dan, the number of emails that you send,

  • which are completely pointless, outweighs the fact that you don't send many.

  • Yeah, you were actually, we often don't get emails in replying to the important stuff from you, and then we'll be like,

  • Dan must be away from his computer, and then suddenly you'll be like,

  • hey guys, did you see this ridiculous meme no one gives a shit about?

  • Okay, okay, listen, I didn't want this.

  • How is he not?

  • This has gone against what I was hoping it would be.

  • So, what this is, this is a calculation done by an energy company called Ovo,