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No Such Thing As A Fish

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2020-01-10

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss 11th century rental eels, Nelson's lesser-known brother, and how to break into Alcatraz. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
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  • Hello, and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

  • a weekly podcast coming to you from the QI offices in Covent Garden.

  • My name is Dan Schreiber, I'm sitting here with Andrew Hunter Murray, Anna Chazinski, and James Harkin, and once again,

  • we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days,

  • and in no particular order, here we go.

  • Starting with fact number one, that's my fact.

  • My fact is, in 1996,

  • a windsurfer successfully broke into Alcatraz Prison while it was hosting a movie premiere of The Rock,

  • a film about people trying to break into Alcatraz.

  • Wow, that's good.

  • So he broke into the prison.

  • This is a guy called Jeff Bunch, and he was a windsurfer who was on the outskirts of it,

  • and he wanted to go, so he wore a sort of tuxedo over his wetsuit, and he got to the island.

  • Over his wetsuit?

  • I know, a bit weird, right?

  • I guess he didn't plan on falling in, so if you don't fall in, you're dry.

  • I guess so.

  • I mean, it's the idea, right?

  • That is sensible, actually, yeah, yeah.

  • Because actually, James Bond does it the wrong way, doesn't he?