No Such Thing As An Elephant In The Airport

机场里没有大象

No Such Thing As A Fish

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2019-09-27

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss elephantine super-sniffing, Thomas Jefferson's version of the Bible, and André the Giant's all-night bender. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
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  • Hello, and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

  • a weekly podcast coming to you from the QI offices in Covent Garden.

  • My name is Dan Schreiber, I'm sitting here with Anna Chazinski, James Harkin, and Andrew Hunter Murray.

  • And once again, we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days,

  • and in no particular order, here we go.

  • Starting with you, James.

  • Okay, my pet this week is that elephants can tell how much of something is in a closed bucket by smell alone.

  • Wow, that's so cool.

  • It's so amazing.

  • So let's say, let me take one of you, for instance, Dan, because I'm looking at you.

  • Hello.

  • If you have two plates of food, and one of them has got three steaks on,

  • and the other one's got one steak, you'd know which one had the most steaks on,

  • but if you had two boxes of corn flakes that were both closed,

  • you wouldn't be able to tell which one was full of corn flakes and which one isn't full of corn flakes,

  • and elephants can do this.

  • So that's insane.

  • Am I allowed to shake the cornflake boxes, and are they allowed to shake the buckets with their noses?

  • You're allowed to do whatever you want, no one's going to stop you, unless you do it too much in Sainsbury's.

  • But the elephants know they didn't do any touch at all.