No Such Thing As Salty Yeti Bones

没有咸雪人骨头之类的东西

No Such Thing As A Fish

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2019-08-30

38 分钟
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Live from Paris, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss odour-analysing t-shirts, New York under meteor attack, and self-pricking porcupines. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
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  • Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

  • a weekly podcast this week coming to you live from Paris!

  • I am sitting here in the head of the industry,

  • Andrew Hunter Murray and James Harkin and once again we have gathered round the microphone to our four favorite facts from the last seven days and in a particular order here we go!

  • Starting with you, James.

  • Okay,

  • my fact this week is

  • that North American porcupines sometimes fall out of trees and impale themselves on their own spikes.

  • So it gets pushed into them?

  • So they're already in them?

  • That's what impaled means.

  • Do they die?

  • We all die, I think.

  • We're in Paris, I shouldn't have realized the philosophy would come earlier than all of them.

  • Well actually,

  • not usually and the reason that we know about this for a few reasons but it's kind of a report that came out by a guy called Aldis Rose and his colleagues and they noticed

  • that quills have antibiotics on them and they worked out that the reason that they have antibiotics on them is

  • because they do impale themselves quite often and it means that it won't kind of get infected and it won't kill them.

  • It is weird that they spend so much time on trees and this is North American porcupines, isn't it?

  • They absolutely love climbing trees.