No Such Thing As A Bored Shrew

没有无聊的泼妇这样的事

No Such Thing As A Fish

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2019-08-16

42 分钟
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Live from Copenhagen, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss Bjorn Borg's karate-tennis instructor, singing teachers for canaries, and what happens when a shrew gets brain-freeze.
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  • Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

  • a weekly podcast this week coming to you live from Copenhagen!

  • My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with Anna Tegensky, Andrew Hunter Murray, and James Harkin,

  • and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days,

  • and in a particular order, here we go.

  • Starting with my fact, my fact this week is that when 11-time Grand Slam tennis champion, Beyond Borg,

  • came out of retirement, he returned using a wooden racket and was coached by a 79-year-old karate expert from Wales.

  • Three years later, he retired once again, having failed to win a single match.

  • This fact was told to me by a friend of ours, the singer of our theme tune,

  • Ash Gardner of contemporary yes, he had found this out, and it's absolutely true,

  • it was a huge comeback, he for some bizarre reason didn't get a tennis coach,

  • he found this 79-year-old karate expert called Ron Thatcher.

  • Yeah, he was called Ron Thatcher, but he preferred to be known as Tia Honsey,

  • and Borg called him the Professor, and this guy Ron Thatcher, he would always be accompanied by two ballerinas,

  • always, he had a massive hearing aid, and he would always wear white,

  • and he always sat 15 feet away from Borg while he was playing, watching him through binoculars.

  • Was he qualified in any way to be a tennis coach?

  • He was like a life coach to a lot of people in Hollywood at the time, and Borg of course,

  • when he did retire, he kind of went into a bit of a play by lifestyle, didn't he?

  • So he was 26 when he retired, and then he came back age 34, and people said at the time that the wooden racket thing,