No Such Thing As A Ninja With A Cat

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No Such Thing As A Fish

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2019-07-05

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Live from Gothenburg, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss ninja snorkelling, Spiderman's fall from a traffic light, and waiting at a train station for 120 years.
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  • Uh My name is Dan Schreiber.

  • I am sitting here with Anna Chazinski,

  • Andrew Hunter Murray and James Harkin and once again We have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days and in no particular order here We go starting with you,

  • Andy My fact is

  • that Sweden's public art body has just commissioned an artwork which will hire someone to do nothing at Gothenburg's Korsvarken train station for the next 120 years 120 years 120 years so that can't be the same person for 120 years It might be we don't know about medical advances in the next century So it could be that so this is a thing.

  • It's called eternal employment and Gothenburg has a new train station called Korsvarken and I don't know

  • if you can tell the home But people here are very excited about it There was a competition to provide a public artwork and there were two artists who one called Simon Golden and Jacob Seneby and they have Half a million pounds to spend and they spent it on hiring an employee to do whatever they like forever As long

  • as you check in and check out of your work each day You'll get 21,600 kroner a month which is enough to buy five beers here I But then

  • that we the application you can still go for this by the way the application deadline is the 15th of December 2025 Okay.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah, and their duties will be taken up.

  • Well the lack of duties will be taken up on the 15th of March 2026 If you're bad with deadlines like me you can put

  • that off for another six years There's a job description online Which is quite poetic it goes there's a scent.

  • Do you smell it the scent of something we smell it?

  • It's seaweed Your seaweed You want to be seaweed you shall be seaweed You know that thank you

  • for knowing thank you for seaweed You're standing there right there standing like what like a prawn a positive prawn a Flexible prawn an unpretentious prawn a goal oriented prawn Thank you.

  • Thanks So I think that tells you everything that you have to do for this show.

  • Yeah, any questions Does that sound more normal in Swedish?

  • Google translates on a hell of a job So I like

  • that the way it's going to be as well is once the station is open and the applicant has been Chosen and he's got or she has residency of the job There's going to be fluorescent lights that go on on the station level or the platform levels to let all passengers know