Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,
a weekly podcast this week coming to you live from Brighton!
My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with Anna Chazinski,
Andrew Hunter Murray and James Harkin and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favourite facts from the last seven days and in no particular order here we go.
Starting with you, Andy.
My fact is that babies who live in London are more rude than babies from the West Midlands.
So what do the London babies do?
They come at you with a knife.
They don't say thank you and they don't say sorry.
And this is a study by Liverpool University which studied two and a half thousand babies.
Sorry it must be babies of a certain age because they don't think any like one month old babies say thank you.
No that's true it's all about the first words that they learn and it turns out the babies in London and Wales weirdly are least likely to include the word thank you among their first words and normally babies are quite polite as in the word sorry crops up quite a lot.
Well they're always fucking up so I'm not surprised.
If I shat myself seven times a day I'd apologise all the time as well.
Hang on they've not shat themselves they haven't gone oh god I am so sorry.
They've just gone to the toilet.
That's why it's shitting yourself that sounds like if I if I went to the toilet seven times a day I wouldn't complain.
No when it's in your pants it's shitting yourself.
My son doesn't say and he's a Londoner I guess.
Yeah what does he say?