No Such Thing As Mission Impossible For Slugs

对于鼻涕虫来说,没有不可能完成的任务

No Such Thing As A Fish

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2019-05-03

35 分钟
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Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss superglued frogs, how to get into an Ancient Turkish house, and the Oscar won by nobody.
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  • Hello, and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

  • a weekly podcast this week coming to you live from Newcastle!

  • My name is Dan Schreiber, and I am sitting here with Anna Chazinski, Andrew Hunter Murray, and James Harkin.

  • And once again, we have gathered round the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days,

  • and in no particular order, here we go.

  • Starting with fact number one, and that's my fact this week.

  • My fact is, some of the plants at the Poison Gardens at Annick Castle are so deadly, they are kept in cages.

  • Yeah.

  • Surely they don't think they're going to escape, do they?

  • This is, does anyone, we're up near the area of Annick Castle, does anyone know it?

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah, so this is, they have this poison garden,

  • and everything in it basically is aiming to kill you as a species of plant.

  • So you're not allowed to touch anything, you're not allowed to taste anything, it'd be weird if you did that anyway.

  • You're not allowed to touch anything.

  • I'm not sure, because some of the things there are opium poppies, cannabis, and magic mushrooms.

  • So I know I think I know why the cages are there, especially after that cheer.

  • If I was a gardener there, what I would do, I would make some fake cages,

  • but I'd leave them busted open with the door hanging off its hinges.

  • I'm nothing in there.