Hello, and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,
a weekly podcast this week coming to you live from Bosta Paul!
My name is Dan Shriver, and I'm sitting here with Anna Chazinski, Andrew Hunter Murray, and James Harkin,
and once again we have gathered round the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days,
and in no particular order, here we go!
Starting with fact number one, and that's my fact this week,
my fact is the 95-year-old billionaire who controls Viacom and CBS now communicates via an iPad pre-loaded with audio clips.
His choices include yes, no, and fuck you!
So how does this work, you're having a conversation with him,
and rather than respond with his mouth, then he responds by clicking a button.
He's a very old man now, he's 95 years old, and his speaking has gone quite bad.
So his communication is very bad,
so what they've done is they've helped him swear at people with as much force via a button.
Wow!
Yeah, because he can't swallow, he has a problem with his throat.
He is fed through a tube, and he really, really likes steak,
and he wants to eat steak, but they won't never let him because he has this tube,
and they say the only way he can get rid of his tube is
if he conserves his energy by reducing his sexual activity to once a week.
And he refuses!