No Such Thing As Millipede Lipbalm

没有千足虫唇膏这样的东西

No Such Thing As A Fish

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2019-04-05

35 分钟
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Live from Cambridge, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss silk-spinning goats, the invention of the scooter, and millipede PR problems.
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  • Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast.

  • This week, coming to you live from Cambridge,

  • my name is Dan Shriver and I am sitting here with Anna Chazinski, Andrew Hunter Murray and James Harkin and once again,

  • we have gathered round the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days and in no particular order,

  • here we go.

  • Starting with my fact, my fact this week is that adult scooters were invented by a that's true.

  • This was in the 1990s,

  • there was a man who was a Dutch Swiss banker and he was called Wim Obeter and he was at home one night and he suddenly really wanted a sausage and he thought,

  • you know, it's what he called a micro distance.

  • It wasn't far enough to get in a car and drive there and find car parking.

  • What, the sausage shop?

  • Yeah, he had a favorite sausage shop and it wasn't close enough that he could walk to it and he thought,

  • why is there not a device that I could use to get me there?

  • And then he suddenly had the idea of turning what was only available really for kids, kid scooters.

  • Why not make an adult version of that?

  • So he invented that as a result.

  • But by the time he's invented it, he's not going to want a sausage anymore.

  • That's the sad bit of this story.

  • He starved to death in the manufacturing process.

  • So when he eventually had a prototype,