No Such Thing As The Shatner Bunny

没有夏特纳兔子这样的东西

No Such Thing As A Fish

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2018-12-22

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Live from Union Chapel, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's oldest krill, the £20 million bed, and the Christmas decorations that go up in September.
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  • Hello, and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

  • a weekly podcast this week coming to you from our Book of the Year 2018 tour, live from the Union Chapel in London!

  • My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with Anna Chasinski, Andrew Huntamari, and James Harkin,

  • and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favourite facts from the last seven days,

  • and in no particular order, here we go!

  • Starting with fact number one, and that's my fact this week, my fact is the world's oldest krill was nine years old,

  • and was called Alan, he was called Alan, he was a nine year old krill, and Alan would have lived to have been older,

  • but unfortunately during a routine cleaning of his tank he escaped and fell down a drain,

  • so yeah, it's a shame because he possibly had many more years,

  • maybe he survived the drain fall as well, maybe like finding Nemo, like he might,

  • he might still be out there, finding Alan is a less good title.

  • He might have been more than nine as well, because when they caught him he was an adult,

  • so he probably at least two more years on top of that.

  • Why do you escape as a krill, because mostly you're water based aren't you,

  • but presumably he had to sort of struggle out along some surfaces.

  • They were changing the tank, so they were cleaning the water out,

  • so it was in the process of taking the lid off and exchanging waters that Alan thought,

  • finally after nine years, it's my chance, yeah, but unfortunately there was a drain right next to it.

  • Well he was kept in his own jar for all those nine years by a guy called Tom Icada who is like one of the best krill scientists in the world,

  • I mean you all know him, I mean we are actually going to do 20 minutes about krill,