No Such Thing As A Lobster War

没有龙虾战争这样的事情

No Such Thing As A Fish

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2018-05-12

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Live from Perth, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the most annoying man in history, the regretful inventor of the Australian labradoodle, and how lobsters nearly started a war.
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  • Hello, and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

  • a weekly podcast this week coming to you live from Perth, Australia.

  • My name is Dan Schreiber, and I am sitting here with Anna Chazinski, Andrew Hunter Murray, James Harkin,

  • and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days,

  • and in no particular order, here we go, starting with you, Chazinski.

  • Yeah, my fact this week is that in the 1960s,

  • Brazil and France almost went to war with each other over whether lobsters crawl or swim.

  • What a just war it would have been.

  • Who's side are you on?

  • Who's side are you on?

  • I think they crawl.

  • I think they swim.

  • Yeah, I will see you on the battlefield.

  • OK, I assume they do both, right?

  • The classic Switzerland in the corner.

  • No,

  • so it is a problem that they do both

  • because this is so this is the fact that in 1961 a French fisherman found the water off the coast of Brazil was full of lobsters and they wanted to fish them so they could get money from selling the lobsters.

  • And so they started fishing them.

  • But Brazil claimed exclusive rights to sea creatures that were walking along the continental shelf within a certain like diameter or radius of Brazil.