No Such Thing As A Criminal In A Fabulous Hat

没有戴着漂亮帽子的罪犯这样的事

No Such Thing As A Fish

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2018-04-28

36 分钟
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Dan, James, Andy and special guest Original Elf Molly Oldfield discuss blue whale birthing, ceramic pillows and how to cast for a police line-up.
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  • Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

  • a weekly podcast coming to you from the QI offices in Covent Garden.

  • My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with James Harkin, Andrew Hunter Murray,

  • and it's the original QI elf and author of the new children's books, Wonders of the World's Museums,

  • Molly Oldfield,

  • and once again we have gathered round the microphones with our four favourite facts from the last seven days and in no particular order,

  • here we go, starting with you, Molly.

  • My fact is, blue wells are born backwards tail first so they don't drown during birth.

  • Yeah, that's extraordinary.

  • What I think we can tell is that you are the original QI elf because that's typical QI fodder, isn't it?

  • Blue whales.

  • Oh, we're going to love a bit of a blue whale.

  • Yeah.

  • It's actually really weird.

  • I googled it to see what they looked like so obviously the tail's coming out first and then I thought,

  • okay, what's it coming out of and it sounds ridiculous but they're mammals, right?

  • So am I allowed to say vagina?

  • Oh yeah.

  • And I was like, do whales have them?

  • What?