No Such Thing As Lobsters At The Lobster Festival

龙虾节上没有龙虾之类的东西

No Such Thing As A Fish

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2018-01-27

50 分钟
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Live from Dunstable, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss King Ferdinand's Orient Express phobia, the giant magnet roaming Glastonbury and Foyle's unorthodox method of wartime shop defence.
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  • Hey everyone, welcome to this week's episode of Fish.

  • Before we begin, we've just got a bit of announcement, really exciting announcement.

  • We are releasing a behind-the-scenes documentary that was filmed during our 2017 tour of the UK,

  • and it's us on buses, it's us ironing shirts, it's us.

  • Can I just say, Dan, it's buses, it's not just like buses at the public going, is it?

  • It's not like we're on the 19th bus to Angel.

  • Yeah, and actually it's not even plural buses, it's one bus, which is actually a van.

  • So it's, I'm just trying to big it up here.

  • What it is,

  • is if you ever wanted to see what it's like when we actually go out on the road and we visit all these places in the UK and put on these shows,

  • it's a sort of just little background insight.

  • It's like a very less, less funny version of Spinal Tap.

  • Yeah, it's, if you, if you want to know some kind of like weird twisted secrets from Andy's past,

  • or some weird twisted secrets from James's past,

  • or some perfectly normal innocent secrets from my past, that they're all in there,

  • there's some interviews, we were interviewed, and there's some of us just pissing around really.

  • Yeah, this is going to be available on Monday, the 29th of January, it's going to be online exclusively.

  • That's right, we said no to HMB.

  • What about people who aren't online?

  • They will live in ignorance.