Hello, and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,
a weekly podcast coming to you from the QI offices in Covent Garden.
My name is Dan Schreiber, and I'm sitting here with James Harkin,
Andrew Hunter Murray, and Anna Chazinski, and once again,
we have gathered round the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days,
and in no particular order, here we go.
Starting with you, James.
Okay, my fact this week is that Avril Lavigne is the celebrity most likely to give you a virus.
That's rude.
What?
That's rude.
Why?
You can get viruses in lots of different ways.
Oh.
Not always in rude ways.
Oh, okay.
Well, in the ways I'm thinking of, it's rude.
She could be stood next to her on a tube, and she's got a cold, and she touches one of the poles,
and then you touch it just afterwards, and then you touch your face, and then you might catch a virus that way.
Does she use the tube very much these days?