No Such Thing As Playing Snake On A Plane

在飞机上玩贪吃蛇是不存在的

No Such Thing As A Fish

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2017-09-02

32 分钟
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Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss Hitler's Beatles cameo, how lobsters fly, and the most surprising place to find John Goodman.
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  • Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

  • a weekly podcast coming to you from the QI offices in Covert Garden.

  • My name is Dan Schreiber and I am sitting here with Anna Chazinski,

  • Ann Miller and James Harkin and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days and in no particular order,

  • here we go.

  • Starting with you, Ann.

  • My fact is that Genoa Airport has relaxed its liquid ban but only for Pesto.

  • I wouldn't even say Pesto was a liquid.

  • It's more like a soup, isn't it?

  • Well, soup is a liquid.

  • You're not allowed to take soup through, right?

  • I mean, there is one group of people that you don't want to haggle with is probably airport security,

  • so if they say don't bring it, I wouldn't.

  • I went through airport security this time and I went to the passport guy and the guy said, have you got a problem?

  • And I think he was trying to be nice but he had a glass Ouija in accent and he sounded

  • like he was trying to invite me outside for a fight.

  • He was like, have you got a problem mate?

  • Did he then say politely do you want to take this outside?

  • And then he politely smacked me in the face.

  • But the Pesto campaign,