No Such Thing As Walking The Life Jacket

没有穿着救生衣行走这样的事

No Such Thing As A Fish

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2016-09-17

41 分钟
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Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss duct tape for ducks, duck tape for ducts, Duck duct tape and ducks in ducts. And ducts.
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  • Hello, and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

  • a weekly podcast coming to you from the QI offices in Covent Garden.

  • My name is Dan Schreiber, I'm sitting here with James Harkin, Alex Bell, and Anna Chazinski, and once again,

  • we have gathered round the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days,

  • and in no particular order, here we go, starting with you, James Harkin.

  • Okay, my fact this week is that when she was Prime Minister,

  • Margaret Thatcher ordered that all government documents should have slightly different word spacing,

  • so that if a letter was leaked to the press, they would know who it came from.

  • Are we sure she wasn't just trying to make up the word count and make it look like she'd written more,

  • because that's what I did.

  • How did this work?

  • Well, if you can imagine a load of text on a piece of paper, and each of the...

  • Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm still trying to picture that.

  • So yeah, imagine a load of words on a piece of paper,

  • and each of the letters or each of the words has a space between them.

  • You could make that space slightly bigger or slightly lesser, depending on the word processor you're using,

  • and say the ones that came from you had a 0.2 millimeter gap,

  • and the ones from Dan had an 0.3 millimeter gap, then when they found the leaked document,

  • they would know whether it came from you or Dan, depending on the space.

  • But I mean, was there someone employed, because it's obviously going to have to be extremely tiny margins of error,