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No Such Thing As A Fish

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2016-07-01

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Live from the Udderbelly Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss houses made for burgling, flimsy warships and graffiti in the sky.
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  • Hello, and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

  • a weekly podcast coming to you from the Otter Belly in London, South Bank.

  • My name is Dan Schreiber, and please welcome to the stage it is Anna Chasimsky,

  • Andrew and once again we have gathered around the table with our four favorite facts from the last seven days and in no particular order here we go,

  • starting with my fact this week.

  • The way to defeat the British Royal Navy's most advanced destroyer ship is to put it in warm water.

  • So the British have spent a billion on six massive destroyer ships.

  • These are ships that in their press release said this is the most advanced technology.

  • These are the most advanced ships of all time going into the oceans.

  • It turns out that their engines can't take warm water.

  • And so if they go to the Persian Gulf, for example, the whole ship just breaks, it just completely breaks.

  • Why would we ever want to go to the Persian Gulf?

  • It's dangerous there.

  • We should just start wars in Iceland.

  • The defence was that they weren't anticipating having to go somewhere like the Gulf.

  • So John Hunson, who's a managing director of BAE Systems said,

  • the operating profile at the time was that there would not be continuous operations in the Gulf.

  • So that was just out of the question at the time that we'd end up there.

  • So yeah, they didn't expect to have to go anywhere.

  • There was a response from the MOD.