No Such Thing As Snappedy Chat

没有 Snappedy Chat 这样的东西

No Such Thing As A Fish

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2016-04-29

36 分钟
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Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss personalised number plates, political sexting and the Queen's weirdest birthday presents.
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  • Hey guys, James here.

  • So we have an announcement to make before we start today's show and that is

  • that we have been offered our own TV show on the BBC.

  • On BBC 2 it's going to be on at the end of May and we are absolutely delighted.

  • Slash terrified.

  • Very terrified.

  • So what's going to happen is we're going to do a pilot very soon and you can get tickets to come and see

  • that if you go to qi.com slash fish events.

  • And the podcast you're about to hear is actually another kind of pilot that we did so you'll kind of see

  • that the facts are a little bit newsy but actually we get into the podcast pretty quickly so you might not even notice.

  • Okay, on with the show.

  • Hello and welcome to know such thing as a fish my name is Dan Shriver I'm sitting here with Anna Chazinsky James Harkin and Andy Murray and once again we have gathered round to discuss the most interesting facts we found from last week and in no particular order.

  • Here we go.

  • Starting with you James Harkin.

  • Okay, my fact this week is that this week the Queen will celebrate her 669th birthday.

  • Because she's a lizard they're all lizards.

  • Lizards those famous animals that live for 600 years.

  • Because she's a sponge she's a very ancient sponge under the sea.

  • So why why the why?

  • Okay,