Hello, and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,
a weekly podcast this week coming to you from Orenmore in Glasgow,
my name is Dan Schreiber, and please welcome to the stage, it's Anna Chazinski, James Harkin, and Andy Murray.
And once again, we have gathered round the microphones with our four favourite facts from the last seven days,
and in no particular order, here we go.
Starting with my fact, my fact this week is that in Utah,
it is illegal to wear a hat in your driving license photo, but you can wear a colander.
Yeah, one of those pasta strainers, you can wear them.
It's genuinely true, and it obviously pisses off the authorities whenever someone says it's my right to,
and the reason they say it's their right to is they say they can do it on religious grounds.
Yeah, is it Pastaferianism?
Pastaferianism.
Such strong name.
How many people know about Pastaferianism?
How many people are Pastaferians?
Did someone just say you're a minister?
No!
What?
If anyone would like to get married tonight.
Which you can do, can you do it here in Glasgow?