No Such Thing As A Christmas Treenis

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No Such Thing As A Fish

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2015-12-25

32 分钟
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Glad SCHREIBings we bring to you and HARKIN! We wish you a MURRAY Christmas ANNA Happy New Year! In a special festive episode, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss fluffy velociraptors, glass Christmas trees and the oldest turkey in Britain.
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  • Hello, and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

  • a weekly podcast coming to you from the QI offices in Covent Garden.

  • My name is Dan Shriver.

  • I'm sitting here with Anna Chazinski, James Harkin, and Andy Murray,

  • and once again we've gathered around the microphones this time with our four favorite Christmas facts

  • because this is our Christmas Day special.

  • And so, in no particular order, here we go.

  • Starting with you, James Harkin.

  • Okay, my fact this week is that the oldest turkey in the UK is called dinner.

  • That's great.

  • And yet so cruel.

  • How old is he?

  • She?

  • It's a he, and he is at least 16 years old.

  • Okay.

  • And they know that because for 16 years they haven't eaten it.

  • Does it get to a point where a bird is too old to eat?

  • You could eat it, but I think birds tend to be nicer when they're younger.

  • Right.

  • Yeah, because usually we eat turkeys when they're about really young, right?