Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,
a weekly podcast this week coming to you from the Brighton Comedy Festival.
My name is Dan Schreiber and please welcome to the stage it's the three regular elves Anna Chazinski,
James Harkin and Andy Murray.
And once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days and in no particular order here we go.
Starting with you, James Harkin.
Okay,
my fact this week is that in 1511 the people of Brussels protested against the government by filling the city with dozens of pornographic snowmen.
It's a pornographic snowman, it's a snowman that's not wearing a scarf.
Yeah, how did that work?
Well I can tell you about the snowmen themselves because they have been described.
There was a snow nun who was seducing a man.
There was a snowman and a snow woman who were having sex in front of the town's fountain.
And a snow naked boy urinating into the mouth of a snow drunkard.
How do they do it?
When a male snowman and a female snow lady love each other very...
Yeah, because is it like, oh this is a lovely looking snowman and then a final little things added and suddenly...
Or a big thing, it really depends on the snowman.
It's cold, it's cold, I'm sure it's not going to be big.
Yeah,