No Such Thing As An Honest Saiga

没有诚实的赛加羚羊这样的东西

No Such Thing As A Fish

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2015-06-05

29 分钟
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Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss banana bombs, disappearing lakes and a church for zombies.
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  • Hello, and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

  • a weekly podcast coming to you from the QI offices in Covent Garden.

  • My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with James Harkin, Anna Chazinski, and Andy Murray,

  • and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days,

  • and in no particular order, here we go.

  • Starting with you, James.

  • Okay, my fact this week is that bananas emit antimatter.

  • That's nuts, so I've had to get my head round antimatter, which...

  • I just researched bananas.

  • I should have gone down that road.

  • What am I doing?

  • So, an anti-matter is just like the opposite of matter, so if you have an electron with a negative charge,

  • then the antimatter version of that is a positron, which has a positive charge.

  • I know, see, what's weird is I just, for me, I still don't understand what that means.

  • It means that when you say you had to get your head round it,

  • if you'd actually had to put your head round antimatter, your head would no longer exist.

  • Wait, antimatter.

  • Antimatter.

  • That was some kind of Freudian slip, the presence of Andy in a room eliminates everything else in it.

  • So wait, so what I read was the beginning of the universe, big explosion,