No Such Thing As A Man-Eating Clam

没有食人蛤这样的东西

No Such Thing As A Fish

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2014-09-26

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Episode 28 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing), and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss washing with wine, dogs eating homework, counting with your loins, and all things clammy...
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  • We ran it on QI a few years ago, which was, there's no such thing as a fish.

  • There's no such thing as a fish.

  • No, seriously, it's in the Oxford Dictionary of Underwater Life.

  • It says it right there, first paragraph, no such thing as a fish.

  • Hello, and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

  • a weekly podcast coming to you from the QI offices in Covent Garden.

  • My name is Dan Schreiber, I'm sitting here with three of the regular L's.

  • It's Andy Murray, Anna Czazinski, and James Harkin, and once again,

  • we've gathered around with our favorite four facts from the last week, and here they are, in no particular order.

  • Andy Murray.

  • My fact is that over 100 people used to watch King Louis XIV get up and get dressed every day.

  • Did he know they were there?

  • Yes, he did.

  • So was it like a window display?

  • No, people would come into his bedroom and watch him.

  • Hundreds.

  • It's the ceremony called the Leve as in the French verb for getting up,

  • and it was kind of to ease the king into the day.

  • That would be quite good if you got up in the morning and brush your teeth, and you got a big round of applause.

  • That would really help your day start.