We ran it on QI a few years ago, which was, there's no such thing as a fish.
You think there's no such thing as a fish?
No, seriously, it's in the Oxford Dictionary of Underwater Life.
It says it right there, first paragraph, no such thing as a fish.
Hello and welcome to another edition of No Such Thing as a Fish, coming to you from the QI offices in Covent Garden.
My name is Dan Shriver.
I'm sitting here with three other elves, Anna Chazinski, James Harkin and Ann Miller.
And we've got, in fact, checking Judy's today, Alex Bell.
And once again, we've gathered around the microphone to share our favorite facts from the last seven days.
So, in no particular order, here we go.
Fact number one, James.
OK, my fact is the world record for most kicks to one's own head is 127 in a minute.
Geez, oh, more than two seconds.
That's more than two seconds.
That is a lot of kicks.
How did he do it?
Well, there's a video on the Guinness Book of Records website, I think.
I think he's like kind of a martial arts guy and he's very supple and fast and possibly stupid and possibly slightly mental.
But that means for him to do that speed, he has to be going like literally...
It's fast.