We ran it on QI a few years ago, which was, there's no such thing as a fish.
You didn't even know such thing as a fish.
No, seriously, it's in the Oxford Dictionary of Underwater Life.
It says it right there, first paragraph, no such thing as a fish.
Hello, and welcome to the pilot episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, coming to you from the QI offices in Covert Garden.
My name is Dan, I'm sitting with three other QILs, James, Andy, and Anna,
and each week we're going to get around this microphone and share our favorite facts from the last seven days.
So in no particular order, here are the best things we found out this week.
Okay, let's start with fact number one that comes from you, James.
I went this weekend to the Collider Exhibition,
the Large Hadron Collider Exhibition at the Science Museum, which was pretty cool.
And I got a fact there, the Large Hadron Collider was almost turned off.
I think it was turned off for a short amount of time, for what reason?
What do you think?
Because the rewiring needed maintenance.
Maintenance, yeah.
It is a lot more lo-fi than that.
Apparently they found a piece of baguette in the machinery,
and it made the temperature go up by seven degrees and they had to turn the whole thing off before they found the baguette.
If you work with a French, this will happen.