What is up, daddy gang?
It is your founding father, Alex Cooper, with call her daddy.
Daddy, daddy, daddy.
What's up, daddy Gang?
Welcome back to a super soaker, sexy, scandalous, saucy, sausage summer motherfucking episode of Call her Daddy.
Before we get into this episode, I need to do a PSA, because recently I found myself doing exactly what I always tell you guys not to do.
I'm a little fucking hypocrite, okay?
I was comparing my life to influencers on social media.
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The past, I would say, like, two weeks have just been like, how are all these fucking bitches moving to the Hamptons for the summer?
Like, what is happening?
They're, like, packing my bags, like, off to the Hamptons.
And I'm like, I fucking wish.
Like, I started to feel, like, as I'm sitting at my desk, like, wow.
Like, I just was feeling like shit.
I was like, oh, my God.
Like, I don't have that many fun summer plans, and everything I'm basically doing for summer is for work.
And, like, here's the thing.
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.
Coming from someone who has gone on trips to the Hamptons and to Italy, it is so beautiful, and it is amazing, okay?