Sunday morning fat this Carlin doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo every Sunday's f this day what the f?
That was pretty good, right, daddy?
Gang, welcome back to another episode of call her daddy.
It is officially the most important day of the year.
No, it is not my birthday.
It is not the day that I came out of Lori's vagina.
It is the day for the fathers, all of the fathers around the world.
I would just like to say, from one father to another, happy motherfucking Father's day.
Okay.
The thing is, when I think about Father's day, and obviously being a father to millions around the world, it's such an incredible gift that was bestowed upon me from you guys, anointing me as your father.
And the thing is, how many motherfucking deadbeat dads are out there?
And I take with great pride that I feel like I have really taken on this incredible journey to be a father, to not one, to not many, but to billions.
I love.
Imagine if Colorado had billions of followers.
No.
Millions of people.
And I feel like when I reflect back on how I became this resilient, supportive, incredible father that I am to all of you today, I really do have to give credit to the OG.
And the OG would be my own father, Mister Brian Cooper.
Dad, if you are watching this, I'm assuming you are watching this in the living room, relaxing, maybe having your cup of coffee, watching this, smiling proudly, honestly enjoying the fuck out of retirement.
God bless you.