Sunday morning fat this Carlin doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo every Sunday's f this day what the fuck?
That was pretty good, right?
Daddy?
Gang, welcome back to another episode of call her daddy.
It is your father.
We're here.
We're back.
We're ready.
It's a good fucking Sunday.
Let me just tell you a little something, okay?
I am so goddamn proud of myself.
I barely did shit.
But I'm like, this is a day to celebrate.
This is a win for us, all of us.
If it's a win for me, if it's a win for you, we all fucking celebrate, okay?
Because life is too fucking short.
It's also too fucking miserable.
And I gotta just say, as a homeowner, a proud, I would say, fairly newly homeowner, I have to just be honest.
I threw a kick ass fucking party, and I usually wouldn't take credit for it because Matt's usually doing all the goddamn work, and I'm just drinking in the corner, you know, shaking my tits, looking like a hot little bitch.
But today, not today.