What is up, daddy?
Gang, it is your founding father, Alex Cooper, with call her daddy.
Hello, Bruce.
Where's mom Alexe?
Okay.
Oh, hi, Henry.
Alexe, this is what wedding planning is doing to me.
Alec, it's 09:00 a.m.
fuck off.
We gotta talk.
Hello, daddy gang, it is your founding father.
Back at it again for another episode of call her Daddy.
If you are driving down the freeway, cruising to work, cruising to go fuck your ex boyfriend, pause.
Because you should probably watch this episode.
So after you fuck him, then go home and debrief with me.
I am currently in a bathtub.
That's why you need to watch this.
I'm in a bathtub with a veil on my head, drinking wine at 09:00 a.m.
why am I drinking wine at 09:00 a.m.
you may ask.