I have to tell you, I was a huge maroon five fan and I'm glad that you agreed to sit down with me today and discuss the scandal surrounding the infidelity in your marriage.
How many times did you cheat with women that you met on Instagram?
Zero times.
It's Adam Devine, not Adam Levine.
Thank fucking God.
Thank fucking goddess.
What is up, daddy gang?
It is your founding father, Alex Cooper, with.
Call her daddy.
Daddy.
Daddy.
Are you taller than me?
What's going on?
No, no, no.
Your legs are longer than mine.
This is the thing on Instagram, everyone thinks that I'm like, 6ft, and then they meet me in person and they're like, why are you so short?
And I'm like, first of all, you're not there.
Fuck off.
Yeah, I mean, you're appropriately sized.
You're a great size.