What is up, daddy?
Gang?
It is your founding father, Alex Cooper, with call her daddy.
I'm back from Italy.
Grazie.
Bonjourno.
Ciao, Bella.
I wanted to tell you guys all about this trip.
It started with pasta.
Some great sex, some average sex pasta.
More pasta.
Oh, lots of seasickness, guys.
I was so seasick.
Dramamine.
Dramamine was in my veins the entire trip.
The windy roads.
But I was having a great time, and that was it.
And now I'm in New York, and I haven't left my hotel room.
Something about staying in a confined space, seeing no one for an extended period of time.
Chef's kiss.